The bad times I can handle. It's the good times that drive me crazy. When is the other shoe going going to drop?

Never underestimate what it takes to watch someone you love in pain.

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it.

What makes people laugh? . . . It's a happy marriage between a person who needs to laugh and someone who's got one to give.

When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.

Good kids are like sunsets. We take them for granted.