My mother won't admit it, but I've always been a disappointment to her. Deep down inside, she'll never forgive herself for giving birth to a daughter who refuses to launder aluminium foil and use it over again.
Erma BombeckA grandparent is the only baby-sitter who doesn't charge more after midnight - or anything before midnight.
Erma BombeckLaughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
Erma BombeckLimousines used to be reserved for the ruling class, or, on special occasions, for the working class. Today, limousines are like taxicabs with the door handles still intact.
Erma Bombeck