Most children's first words are 'Mama' or 'Daddy.' Mine were, 'Do I have to use my own money?'

Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.

Many people are intimidated by doctors. ... People also feel stupid when they don't understand what a doctor's talking about the first time around, so they don't ask again. And let's be honest here, people. English is not a doctor's first language.

I'm on a diet as my skin doesn't fit me anymore.

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.