Many people are intimidated by doctors. ... People also feel stupid when they don't understand what a doctor's talking about the first time around, so they don't ask again. And let's be honest here, people. English is not a doctor's first language.

I have just come up with a wonderful solution to end all wars. Let me give directions on how to get there.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.

I lost everything in the post-natal depression.

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.