My son did not show signs of a money deficiency until he opened his small fist in the nursery and found it was empty.
Erma BombeckGrandma told me Mama was once caught by the Principal for writing in the front of her book, "In Case of Fire, Throw This in First." I have never had so much respect for Mama as the day I heard this.
Erma BombeckLaughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
Erma Bombeck