Hello there. I'm out social climbing, but if you leave your name and number and if you're anybody, I'll get back to you.

Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.

Some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.

When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

It is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.