Hello there. I'm out social climbing, but if you leave your name and number and if you're anybody, I'll get back to you.

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.

I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.

One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.

not all bears have their own television series. Some of them are unemployed wild animals.

It would have been a wonderful wedding - had it not been mine.

Motherhood isn't just a series of contractions; it's a state of mind. From the moment we know life is inside us, we feel a responsibility to protect and defend that human being.