not all bears have their own television series. Some of them are unemployed wild animals.
Erma BombeckThe odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
Erma BombeckI have just come up with a wonderful solution to end all wars. Let me give directions on how to get there.
Erma BombeckSome say the antique syndrome surfaced to offset the newness of the land, the homes, and the settlers. Some say the interest was initiated by a desire to return to the roots of yesterday. I contend the entire movement to acquire antiques was born out of sheer respect of things that lasted longer than fifteen minutes.
Erma Bombeck