Grandmas can shed the yoke of responsibility, relax and enjoy their grandchildren in a way that was not possible when they were raising their own children. And they can glow in the realisation that here is their seed of life that will harvest generations to come.

Hello there. I'm out social climbing, but if you leave your name and number and if you're anybody, I'll get back to you.

The hippopotamus is a vegetarian and looks like a wall. Lions who eat only red meat are sleek and slim. Are nutritionists on the wrong track?

I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky.

Sex in the nineties is boring. The problem is that it has gone from an active act to a spectator sport. We watch people make love on television and in films. We call 900 numbers to hear what someone would do to us if they weren't sitting in a boiler room of other dirty talkers reading from a prepared script.

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.

Kids need love the most when they're acting most unlovable.