Crocodiles have a smile I've seen on the face of every lawyer I've ever met.

Phone are wonderful instruments, but I wouldn't want our daughter to marry one.

One certainty when you travel is the moment you arrive in a foreign country, the American dollar will fall like a stone.

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

A grandparent will accept your calls from anywhere, collect.

Crocodiles have a smile I've seen on the face of every lawyer I've ever met.

Some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.