A grandparent will help you with your buttons, your zippers, and your shoelaces and not be in any hurry for you to grow up.

After age twelve, birthdays should be as private as hernia surgery.

A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.

Never underestimate what it takes to watch someone you love in pain.

Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.

I just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in a weekend. The other is a recipe for a 6 minute pecan pie.

I lost everything in the post-natal depression.