Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.

A small waist makes you tire easily.

It's frightening to wake up one morning and discover that while you were asleep you went out of style.

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.

Myths that need clarification: "No matter how many times you see the Grand canyon, you are still emotionally moved to tears." False. It depends on how many children the out-of-towners brought with them who kicked the back of your seat from Phoenix to Flagstaff and got their gum caught in your hair.

A child needs your love most when he deserves it least

Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your own children.