Myths that need clarification: "No matter how many times you see the Grand canyon, you are still emotionally moved to tears." False. It depends on how many children the out-of-towners brought with them who kicked the back of your seat from Phoenix to Flagstaff and got their gum caught in your hair.
Erma BombeckWhen you're lecturing teenagers and they begin to hum and leave the room, you can sense there is hostility.
Erma BombeckMarriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck