Success is outliving your failures

[On her father's death:] I didn't know his leaving would hurt so much.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line.

The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar.

As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.

There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.