My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
Erma BombeckMost mothers entering the labor market outside the home are naive. They stagger home each evening, holding mail in their teeth, the cleaning over their arm, a lamb chop defrosting under each armpit, balancing two gallons of frozen milk between their knees, and expect one of the kids to get the door.
Erma Bombeck