Given another shot at life, I would seize every minute...look at it and really see it... live it...and never give it back. Stop sweating the small stuff. Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what. Instead, let's cherish the relationships we have with those who do love us.

My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, 'But that's happened to ME! I know just what she's talking about!

She's as funny as a toothache

What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus.

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair.