When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.

It would have been a wonderful wedding - had it not been mine.

I am always behind the shopper at the grocery store who has stitched her coupons in the lining of her coat and wants to talk about a 'strong' chicken she bought two weeks ago. The register tape also runs out just before her sub-total. In the public restroom, I always stand behind the teen-ager who is changing into her band uniform for a parade and doesn't emerge until she has combed the tassels on her boots, shaved her legs, and recovered her contact lens from the commode.

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.

Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your own children.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food