When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.

The fact that Americans drag around the world by the busloads to glimpse the past probably has something to do with the youth of our country. We revere anything older than George Burns.

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.

After age twelve, birthdays should be as private as hernia surgery.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.