Motherhood isn't just a series of contractions; it's a state of mind. From the moment we know life is inside us, we feel a responsibility to protect and defend that human being.

Never be in a hurry to terminate a marriage. Remember, you may need this man/woman to finish a sentence.

It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.

Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus.

I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky.

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.