One meal a day is enough for a lion and would be for all of us if all we did all day was swat flies.

A grandparent will help you with your buttons, your zippers, and your shoelaces and not be in any hurry for you to grow up.

I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky.

If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.

Not everyone is comfortable with the kissing ritual. My husband is one of them. Her refuses to press lips with anyone except his wife, mother, and dog. If someone wanted to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, he would refuse until he had been formally introduced.

I've never vied for power in the family before. Pointing a box at the garage door and saying "Open!" was never a big deal, but holding that television tuner and realizing I alone control what is flashed on the screen brings out the Iacocca in me.