It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line.
Cats invented self-esteem.
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
One certainty when you travel is the moment you arrive in a foreign country, the American dollar will fall like a stone.
Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.