Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your own children.

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, 'He wants his mother.'

I just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in a weekend. The other is a recipe for a 6 minute pecan pie.

Good kids are like sunsets. We take them for granted. Every evening they disappear. Most parents never imagine how hard they try to please us, and how miserable they feel when they think they have failed.

Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick.

It is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture.