Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your own children.

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.

We've got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don't know how it was before, so they think, this isn't too bad. We're working. We have our attache' cases and our three piece suits. I get very disgusted with the younger generation of women. We had a torch to pass, and they are just sitting there. They don't realize it can be taken away. Things are going to have to get worse before they join in fighting the battle.

Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.

My idea of 'roughing it' is when you have to have an extension for your electric blanket.