We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, 'He wants his mother.'

Success is outliving your failures

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

I lost everything in the post-natal depression.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

Children make your life important.