Some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.
Erma BombeckI was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.
Erma BombeckNext to hot chicken soup, a tattoo of an anchor on your chest, and penicillin, I consider a honeymoon one of the most overrated events in the world.
Erma BombeckIf I had my life to live over I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.
Erma Bombeck