As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

I don't think women outlive men, Doctor. It only seems longer.

Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.

What does it profit a 78-year-old woman to sit around the pool in a bikini if she cannot feed herself?

I have a friend who lives by a three-word philosophy: Seize the Moment. Just possibly, she may be the wisest woman on this planet.

Motherhood is the second oldest profession in the world. It never questions age, height, religious preference, health, political affiliation, citizenship, morality, ethnic background, marital status, economic level, convenience, or previous experience.