Early in my life I had made a pact with myself. I would never eat anything that moved when I cooked it, excited the dog, or inflated upon impact with my teeth.
Erma BombeckThe family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms. . . and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.
Erma Bombeck. . . but mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute - look at it and really see it - live it - and never give it back.
Erma BombeckThe mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight.
Erma Bombeck