As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.

If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?

If anyone knew where they were, I'd send the ISDBB (Incredibly Stupid and Dumb Beyond Belief) award to the two guys who tried to break in to the Ohio penitentiary.

Volunteers are the only human beings on the face of the earth who reflect this nation's compassion, unselfish caring, patience, and just plain love for one another.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

There are few things in this world more satisfying than having your son teach you how to play tennis, unless it is having a semi-truck run over your foot.

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.