Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

Maybe age is kinder to us than we think. With my bad eyes, I can't see how bad I look, and with my rotten memory, I have a good excuse for getting out of a lot of stuff.

Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.

When humor go's, there go's civilization.

Let us hope manufacturers can come up with a diaper that is environmentally sound. To go back to cloth would send us back to the day when breathing and raising a baby at the same time were incompatible.

Grandma told me Mama was once caught by the Principal for writing in the front of her book, "In Case of Fire, Throw This in First." I have never had so much respect for Mama as the day I heard this.

A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.