For years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.

I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.

Spend at least one Mother's Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for a flu shot, dump him.

Know the difference between success and fame. Success is Mother Teresa. Fame is Madonna.

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.

Any mother with half a skull knows that when Daddy's little boy becomes Mommy's little boy, the kid is so wet he's treading water.

I'm on a diet as my skin doesn't fit me anymore.