All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Erma BombeckMy type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, 'But that's happened to ME! I know just what she's talking about!
Erma BombeckMy sister and I never engaged in sibling rivalry. Our parents weren't that crazy about either one of us.
Erma Bombeck