Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat six of them two hours later at fifty cents each.

Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.

Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what.

. . . but mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute - look at it and really see it - live it - and never give it back.