Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat six of them two hours later at fifty cents each.

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

If compliments were food, I'd have starved to death 28 years ago.

When children reach the age of sixteen, they discover the meaning of life: car keys.

What does it profit a 78-year-old woman to sit around the pool in a bikini if she cannot feed herself?

Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood.

Housework can kill you if done right.