For some unexplained reason, it's always the other end of the table that's wild and raucous, with screaming laughter and a fella who plays 'Holiday for Strings' on water glasses.

I'm on a diet as my skin doesn't fit me anymore.

Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not.

Pregnancy is the only time in a woman's life she can help God work a miracle.

As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.

It is fast approaching the point where I don't want tAdenauer to want the job.

I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded.