Authorities say brain cells may shrink, but they don't necessarily die. Frankly, I am cheered by the fact that something is shrinking. I'd be even more thrilled if what was shrinking affected my dress size, but you can't have everything.

There are few things in this world more satisfying than having your son teach you how to play tennis, unless it is having a semi-truck run over your foot.

One meal a day is enough for a lion and would be for all of us if all we did all day was swat flies.

When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

My son did not show signs of a money deficiency until he opened his small fist in the nursery and found it was empty.

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.