Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.
Erma BombeckI see children as kites. You spend a lifetime trying to get them off the ground. You run with them until you're both breathless. They crash . . . you add a longer tail . . . you patch and comfort, adjust and teach. You watch them lifted by the wind and assure them that someday they'll fly.
Erma BombeckOne certainty when you travel is the moment you arrive in a foreign country, the American dollar will fall like a stone.
Erma BombeckKnow the difference between success and fame. Success is Mother Teresa. Fame is Madonna.
Erma BombeckThe family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms. . . and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.
Erma Bombeck