One certainty when you travel is the moment you arrive in a foreign country, the American dollar will fall like a stone.

Housework can kill you if done right.

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

There is so much to teach, and the time goes so fast.

With girls, everything looks great on the surface. But beware of drawers that won't open. They contain a three-month supply of dirty underwear, unwashed hose, and rubber bands with blobs of hair in them.

There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.