I became hysterical and frightened and begged for sedation. And that was just the first prenatal visit.

To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at it a long time, get snowblindness if you have to, but write something.

I have always felt cookbooks were fiction and the most beautiful words in the English language were 'room service.

Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

I have just come up with a wonderful solution to end all wars. Let me give directions on how to get there.

Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else, and hope for the best.