I became hysterical and frightened and begged for sedation. And that was just the first prenatal visit.

I'm so bored. I went to the food locker yesterday to visit my meat.

Last year I gave seventy-four phone hours to soliciting baked goods for the Bake-A-Rama. I was named Top Call Girl by the League.

I became hysterical and frightened and begged for sedation. And that was just the first prenatal visit.

It would have been a wonderful wedding - had it not been mine.

Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not.

If I had my life to live over again, I would have waxed less and listened more. ... I would have cried and laughed less while watching television ... and more while watching real life. ... But mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute of it ... look at it and really see it ... try it on ... live it ... exhaust it ... and never give the minute back until there was nothing left of it.