Never be in a hurry to terminate a marriage. Remember, you may need this man/woman to finish a sentence.

The hippopotamus is a vegetarian and looks like a wall. Lions who eat only red meat are sleek and slim. Are nutritionists on the wrong track?

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

Every puppy should have a boy.

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

After age twelve, birthdays should be as private as hernia surgery.

For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.