Never be in a hurry to terminate a marriage. Remember, you may need this man/woman to finish a sentence.

It is difficult to single out one sport over another, but if I have to name one in my separation suit, it will undoubtedly be football.

I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.

I will never understand children. I never pretended to. I meet mothers all the time who make resolutions to themselves. 'I'm going to ... go out of my way to show them I am interested in them and what they do. I am going to understand my children.' These women end up making rag rugs, using blunt scissors.

There would have been more 'I love you's' and more, 'I'm sorry's'.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.