Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not.

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

Most children's first words are 'Mama' or 'Daddy.' Mine were, 'Do I have to use my own money?'

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

When they told me I needed a mastectomy, I thought of the thousands of luncheons and dinners I had attended where they slapped a name tag on my left bosom. I always smiled and said, 'Now, what shall we name the other one?' That would no longer be a problem.