Know the difference between success and fame. Success is Mother Teresa. Fame is Madonna.
Erma BombeckThere's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Erma BombeckExplain to me how he [her son] can ride a bicycle, run, play ball, set up a camp, swing, fight a war, swim and race for eight hours ... and has to be driven to the garbage can.
Erma Bombeck