When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
Erma BombeckThe fact was I didn't want to look my age, but I didn't want to act the age I wanted to look either. I also wanted to grow old enough to understand that sentence.
Erma BombeckIt seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
Erma Bombeck