Having a delivery covered by Medicare just isn't going to fly. It's too risky for a woman to put a baby down and not remember where she left it.
Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
A child needs your love most when he deserves it least
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
You show me a boy who brings a snake home to his mother and I'll show you an orphan.
Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.