Phone are wonderful instruments, but I wouldn't want our daughter to marry one.

In the South Pacific, because of their size, mosquitoes are required to file flight plans.

Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.

As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am.

When the history of guilt is written, parents who refuse their children money will be right up there in the Top Ten.

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

A child needs your love most when he deserves it least