Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
Success is outliving your failures
Know the difference between success and fame. Success is Mother Teresa. Fame is Madonna.
To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at it a long time, get snowblindness if you have to, but write something.
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
The grass is always greener over the septic tank.