Crocodiles have a smile I've seen on the face of every lawyer I've ever met.
God created man, but I could do better.
No One Diets on Thanksgiving.
Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn't turn it on.
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
One son appears in stereo - a transistor in one ear and the phone in the other.