I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses.
Erma BombeckOn vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.
Erma BombeckWho in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
Erma BombeckThe fact was I didn't want to look my age, but I didn't want to act the age I wanted to look either. I also wanted to grow old enough to understand that sentence.
Erma Bombeck