To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children.

Cats invented self-esteem; there is not an insecure bone in their body.

Maybe age is kinder to us than we think. With my bad eyes, I can't see how bad I look, and with my rotten memory, I have a good excuse for getting out of a lot of stuff.

Given another shot at life, I would seize every minute...look at it and really see it... live it...and never give it back. Stop sweating the small stuff. Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what. Instead, let's cherish the relationships we have with those who do love us.

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky.

Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.