Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.

When humor go's, there go's civilization.

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

If I had my life to live over I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.

Children make your life important.

I was leafing through a magazine where there was a before-and-after picture of a woman who went from a size 5 to a size 3 by liposuction. Was she serious? I've cooked bigger turkeys than her "before" picture.

To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at it a long time, get snowblindness if you have to, but write something.