Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?!
Erma BombeckIn the South Pacific, because of their size, mosquitoes are required to file flight plans.
Erma BombeckI just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in a weekend. The other is a recipe for a 6 minute pecan pie.
Erma BombeckMyths that need clarification: "No matter how many times you see the Grand canyon, you are still emotionally moved to tears." False. It depends on how many children the out-of-towners brought with them who kicked the back of your seat from Phoenix to Flagstaff and got their gum caught in your hair.
Erma Bombeck