The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar.
Erma BombeckMy theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
Erma BombeckWhat we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
Erma BombeckWhen my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.
Erma Bombeck