Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn't turn it on.
Erma BombeckOne meal a day is enough for a lion and would be for all of us if all we did all day was swat flies.
Erma BombeckIf God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair.
Erma Bombeck