There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M.

Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, 'A house guest,' you're wrong because I have just described my kids.

One certainty when you travel is the moment you arrive in a foreign country, the American dollar will fall like a stone.

I have always felt cookbooks were fiction and the most beautiful words in the English language were 'room service.

Encourage independence in your children by regularly losing them in the supermarket.

In the South Pacific, because of their size, mosquitoes are required to file flight plans.

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.