I used everything you gave me.

Never have more children than you have car windows.

Families aren't easy to join. They're like an exclusive country club where membership makes impossible demands and the dues for an outsider are exorbitant.

Never underestimate what it takes to watch someone you love in pain.

No One Diets on Thanksgiving.

One certainty when you travel is the moment you arrive in a foreign country, the American dollar will fall like a stone.

Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.