I used everything you gave me.

One son appears in stereo - a transistor in one ear and the phone in the other.

Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.

Every puppy should have a boy.

Next to hot chicken soup, a tattoo of an anchor on your chest, and penicillin, I consider a honeymoon one of the most overrated events in the world.

If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.

For years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.