There is so much to teach, and the time goes so fast.

Most children's first words are 'Mama' or 'Daddy.' Mine were, 'Do I have to use my own money?'

Hello there. I'm out social climbing, but if you leave your name and number and if you're anybody, I'll get back to you.

I didn't fear old age. I was just becoming increasingly aware of the fact that the only people who said old age was beautiful were usually twenty-three years old.

Maybe age is kinder to us than we think. With my bad eyes, I can't see how bad I look, and with my rotten memory, I have a good excuse for getting out of a lot of stuff.

Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.

There is so much to teach, and the time goes so fast.