If compliments were food, I'd have starved to death 28 years ago.
The fact was I didn't want to look my age, but I didn't want to act the age I wanted to look either. I also wanted to grow old enough to understand that sentence.
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
If the nest is truly empty, who owns all this junk?
Encourage independence in your children by regularly losing them in the supermarket.
Laugh now, cry later.