Yes, I'm known as America's most genuine comedian.

On a quick side note, I would argue that--much like Samuel L. Jackson--I am not arrogant at all; I'm just actually really, really great.

When years from now people look back on today, they will think the same thing they already do but with more reasons for it.

I was in Vancouver, and I was in what I was told was the poorest neighborhood in North America - which I find very hard to believe because has anyone here ever been to Detroit?

I think in Russia, there's a lot of storytelling and anecdotes.

Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street?

I don't think you should invest in commodities. Eddie Murphy made it seem risky in Trading Places.