Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street?

If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044.

Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.

Let's start anew. Life is goals - Purpose-Attempts - Struggle-Dreams and Accomplishmenties. It sounds confusing (my fault), but it's actually simple.

One of the best things I found out about Detroit is that bears have started returning to the city. When bears are gentrifying your neighborhood and opening Thai restaurants, that's a poor neighborhood.

In America, Qualification is simply an attitude. I've adopted it. So, yes. I am qualified.

I like the idea of being sort of withdrawn and mysterious, and what can be more mysterious that someone wearing a trash bag, like a dark trash bag, with eye holes that say "nihilism?" You'd be curious. What's underneath that? Is it perfect? Or is it broken?