Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street?

I just loved comedy as a kid and I think at some point, it just occurred to me that you could try it, and I did.

To create a comedy major, I ended up starting a comedy night in the basement of my dorm, and I promoted and produced my final project, which meant I faxed press releases from an old Apple IIC, or whatever it was, to newspapers, not knowing if that would work or if that's how you do things.

I went to high school in Lexington, Massachusetts, which in hindsight was very nice.

I remember the first time I had sex. I wore a cape and goggles... because I didn't know.

I don't speak French, but I took it for five years growing up. So, if I were in a situation where I had to be, like, 'Excuse me, pineapple dog house red, what time is it library?' - no problem.

There's something therapeutic about connecting with an audience - when there's something really sort of odd or silly that you think is funny, and conveying it to an audience.