Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street?

Imagine the wars we would've avoided if prior generations had a website where they could debate tragedy and politics in terse sentences?

Don't throw a baby at anything - even a burglar.

I forget, is freedom of speech when it's legal to say what you want or is it when it has no consequences for some reason?

Confidence is the key to virtually everything. It's just deciding that you're qualified because once you decide you're qualified, everything else becomes very easy.

I laugh at weird times - at good and bad things alike. I laugh simply when things are incongruous. It's not necessarily a judgment - as it is noticing the oddity of something.

I don't emphasize the whatevs. I say it as if it's truly a toss-away word.