Try not to wake up on fire.
God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's.
I don't know what it would be like to actually play guitar. I've toured with a lot of comedians and it's never been like it is for a rock band.
When years from now people look back on today, they will think the same thing they already do but with more reasons for it.
Never give in to peer pressure, especially if the peer is not attractive.
Imagine the wars we would've avoided if prior generations had a website where they could debate tragedy and politics in terse sentences?