There's something therapeutic about connecting with an audience - when there's something really sort of odd or silly that you think is funny, and conveying it to an audience.

Is the square root of hate the same thing as love times love?

Imagine the wars we would've avoided if prior generations had a website where they could debate tragedy and politics in terse sentences?

I don't know what it would be like to actually play guitar. I've toured with a lot of comedians and it's never been like it is for a rock band.

Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.

I laugh at weird times - at good and bad things alike. I laugh simply when things are incongruous. It's not necessarily a judgment - as it is noticing the oddity of something.

When years from now people look back on today, they will think the same thing they already do but with more reasons for it.