There's something therapeutic about connecting with an audience - when there's something really sort of odd or silly that you think is funny, and conveying it to an audience.

Marriage is when two people love each other so much that they promise that if they ever, ever stop they'll fill out tons of paperwork.

I don't emphasize the whatevs. I say it as if it's truly a toss-away word.

I don't know what it would be like to actually play guitar. I've toured with a lot of comedians and it's never been like it is for a rock band.

I forget, is freedom of speech when it's legal to say what you want or is it when it has no consequences for some reason?

I'm fascinated by the logic that leads to something.

Why is no one talking about all the potential savings from a complete economic collapse?