I laugh at weird times - at good and bad things alike. I laugh simply when things are incongruous. It's not necessarily a judgment - as it is noticing the oddity of something.

Sports bars are also a great place for guys to meet other guys--either for sex or for wrestling, whichever feels more right.

I went to high school in Lexington, Massachusetts, which in hindsight was very nice.

If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.

Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just yell, 'Don't abuse me like your parents abuse you!' Then call children's services and tell them you saw this bully crying in the bathroom and you're worried about him. Bam! He just got moved to a foster home.

I forget, is freedom of speech when it's legal to say what you want or is it when it has no consequences for some reason?

One of the best things I found out about Detroit is that bears have started returning to the city. When bears are gentrifying your neighborhood and opening Thai restaurants, that's a poor neighborhood.