Marriage is when two people love each other so much that they promise that if they ever, ever stop they'll fill out tons of paperwork.

Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.

Marriage is when two people love each other so much that they promise that if they ever, ever stop they'll fill out tons of paperwork.

I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.

Everyone knows that Jews control the media and banks and stuff. But did you know that when you go to a carnival and you have to be a certain height to go on a ride, Jews control that height? It has nothing to do with safety. It's just us flexing our Semitic muscles.

Why is no one talking about all the potential savings from a complete economic collapse?

Confidence is the key to virtually everything. It's just deciding that you're qualified because once you decide you're qualified, everything else becomes very easy.