I remember the first time I had sex. I wore a cape and goggles... because I didn't know.

The only thing wrong with me was that I was a weirdo that hated school. I'm sure now there'd be a disorder for it, but I was just an oddball.

The truth is, for however much my stories come out of things that have happened to me, they're not darkly or as deeply personal as someone like Marc Maron or a lot of comedians, but they are essentially my life and my interpretation of it.

Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street?

I was in Vancouver, and I was in what I was told was the poorest neighborhood in North America - which I find very hard to believe because has anyone here ever been to Detroit?

Yes, I'm known as America's most genuine comedian.

A lot of the things I do are the sort of things I think are funny.