I remember the first time I had sex. I wore a cape and goggles... because I didn't know.

Is the square root of hate the same thing as love times love?

Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job.

Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street?

Imagine the wars we would've avoided if prior generations had a website where they could debate tragedy and politics in terse sentences?

In this time of recession, it is the time for invention. Did you know both the telephone and the automobile were invented during recessions? So was 'talking dirty.'

Prom night can be a special night, if you let it be. I know you think it's for losers and something that popular kids do because they are boring people with porcelain hearts who don't know what it means to be lonely. But you're wrong. Prom is a chance for everyone to try oral sex. Go for it.