People used to make fun of alternative comedy because sometimes it would be someone being funny, and sometimes it was a crazy man with a flute making no sense. And it's very easy to be like, yeah, that's not really comedy.

I believe in diversification of income, because you never know what will happen. I'm a slightly paranoid person who thinks things could be ruined at any time.

Imagine the wars we would've avoided if prior generations had a website where they could debate tragedy and politics in terse sentences?

Why is no one talking about all the potential savings from a complete economic collapse?

I think in Russia, there's a lot of storytelling and anecdotes.

God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's.

Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.