People used to make fun of alternative comedy because sometimes it would be someone being funny, and sometimes it was a crazy man with a flute making no sense. And it's very easy to be like, yeah, that's not really comedy.

I don't emphasize the whatevs. I say it as if it's truly a toss-away word.

I forget, is freedom of speech when it's legal to say what you want or is it when it has no consequences for some reason?

I went to high school in Lexington, Massachusetts, which in hindsight was very nice.

Marriage is when two people love each other so much that they promise that if they ever, ever stop they'll fill out tons of paperwork.

One of the things that's funniest about the entertainment industry and comedy is that people go 'Oh, you're great, but I don't know what to do with you.' The great thing about the Internet is that nobody has to figure out what to do with you. You can figure out what to do with you, and you can say, 'I made this thing, and I'm going to put it out, and now if people want to come see me and buy things from me they can.'

People used to make fun of alternative comedy because sometimes it would be someone being funny, and sometimes it was a crazy man with a flute making no sense. And it's very easy to be like, yeah, that's not really comedy.