Try not to wake up on fire.

Confidence is the key to virtually everything. It's just deciding that you're qualified because once you decide you're qualified, everything else becomes very easy.

Why is no one talking about all the potential savings from a complete economic collapse?

I remember the first time I had sex. I wore a cape and goggles... because I didn't know.

Don't throw a baby at anything - even a burglar.

Imagine the wars we would've avoided if prior generations had a website where they could debate tragedy and politics in terse sentences?

Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.