A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.
Beauty is a horrible power.
You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.
Optimism is lack of information.
Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.
Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.