When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

On should life his life in such a way that even bastards remember him.

All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style.

Women critics are amazons in climax.

Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

Health is when it hurts in a new place every day.