When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.

I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.

Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

Women critics are amazons in climax.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

My fortune is in the fact that I don't need it.