Beauty is a horrible power.
It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.
All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style.
My fortune is in the fact that I don't need it.
Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.
A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.