Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.

Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.

It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.

All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style.

A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

Women critics are amazons in climax.