On should life his life in such a way that even bastards remember him.

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.

Health is when it hurts in a new place every day.

A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

Women critics are amazons in climax.