Women critics are amazons in climax.
Spelling mistakes in a letter is like a bug on a white shirt.
God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.
You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.
Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.
When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.