Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.
Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.
You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.
Health is when it hurts in a new place every day.
I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.
If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent.